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Would we be basing it off of a realworld region like the official regions, or making something up? I'd suggest the latter because, while I think it's really cool how Pokemon is secretly an alternate universe Earth, we live on the internet and whatever region we pick won't be even remotely representative of the Den. I don't imagine anyone will be supremely offended because we picked a country other than theirs to serve as the basis for the region, but whatever region we pick won't be representative of the Den as a whole, which will make it less "the Den's region" and more "PokeVenezuela that happened to be designed by the Den."
That would be one of the first polls, I think. Let me take a look at Omnis' construction and I'll work something up, since apparently there's some traction here.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Well, Lenora's gym was inside a museum filled with fossils and shit, Grant uses the Gen VI fossil Pokemon, and Roark uses lots of Fossil Pokemon as well. So I guess there's sorta been some fossil themed gym leaders.Maxus wrote:What's the theme for names? Fruit? Candy? Geologic features? Prominent weather? Metals?
"Calcium Town!" (renowned for its fossils)
Actually, why isn't there a Fossil-pokemon themed gym leader?
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Steven used a couple, too...
But still, there's enough fossil pokemon that an entire gym could be using them.
But still, there's enough fossil pokemon that an entire gym could be using them.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
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--The horror of Mario
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Sabrina is a teenage witch.Shrapnel wrote:Sabrina/Psychic
Either nun-chucks, or chucking people around the place.Chuck/Fighting
A marlin is a fishMarlon/Water
They aren't *always* as bad as Brock or Misty, but most gym leaders have names that are very close to their type mastery. Much like Yu-Gi-Oh! for that matter.
I like the idea of a fossil gym. Bonus points if it's in a town where they're starting to use vehicles (I know, pokemon always had moving vans) loaded with fossil fuels, and there's an uncomfortable silence regarding what it implies.
I shall declare myself to be a Fairy Gym Leader. Because Rock is kind of shitty. I will challenge those kids with Mawile (no Mega-Evolution for testing brats, that would be meanfucking hilarious), Cleffable, Carbink and something else like the flower one or the fairy-pikachu thing or something. Not appearing on the list: Klefki
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Hell, I'll call dibs on a fossil gym.
Aerodactyl, Anorite/Armaldo, Lileep/Cradily, that turtle fossil, whatever. Or a fossil from each edition to get a good type diversity going.
"The world is old, old, old. It's been home to countless amazing things. It's fascinating to learn about! And with modern technology, we can bring Pokemon of that time back, to see the things that walked and swam and flew millions of years ago.
There's plenty of strong things now, but I'm interested in the old ones...What's with that doubtful look on your face? You think newer is better? I'll prove it then. I'll show you the strength of ages gone by!"
And gives a victor a fossil.
Aerodactyl, Anorite/Armaldo, Lileep/Cradily, that turtle fossil, whatever. Or a fossil from each edition to get a good type diversity going.
"The world is old, old, old. It's been home to countless amazing things. It's fascinating to learn about! And with modern technology, we can bring Pokemon of that time back, to see the things that walked and swam and flew millions of years ago.
There's plenty of strong things now, but I'm interested in the old ones...What's with that doubtful look on your face? You think newer is better? I'll prove it then. I'll show you the strength of ages gone by!"
And gives a victor a fossil.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Ok, so first up is region name and basis: http://pokeden.tumblr.com/post/93385475 ... -and-basis
Idea submissions have until Midnight pacific time Aug 3. Now, tumblr requires an account for you to submit, so if the people interested already have tumblrs, awesome, if not, you might want to make one. Or we just handle shit in a semi messy fashion in a new thread here if sufficient people don't have/want to make tumblrs (it seriously takes like two minutes)
Idea submissions have until Midnight pacific time Aug 3. Now, tumblr requires an account for you to submit, so if the people interested already have tumblrs, awesome, if not, you might want to make one. Or we just handle shit in a semi messy fashion in a new thread here if sufficient people don't have/want to make tumblrs (it seriously takes like two minutes)
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
I'm about 98% certain that every fossil pokemon is a partial rock type, so a fossil gym is an idiosyncratic rock gymMaxus wrote:Hell, I'll call dibs on a fossil gym.
Aerodactyl, Anorite/Armaldo, Lileep/Cradily, that turtle fossil, whatever. Or a fossil from each edition to get a good type diversity going.
"The world is old, old, old. It's been home to countless amazing things. It's fascinating to learn about! And with modern technology, we can bring Pokemon of that time back, to see the things that walked and swam and flew millions of years ago.
There's plenty of strong things now, but I'm interested in the old ones...What's with that doubtful look on your face? You think newer is better? I'll prove it then. I'll show you the strength of ages gone by!"
And gives a victor a fossil.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Yes, I'm well aware.
Your point is?
Your point is?
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I listed them because their names aren't immediate dead give-aways about their type (like Brock). Their names are still punnish, I will grant that. I don't know if that's better or worse than all of the Gym Leaders being named after plants in Japan.Koumei wrote:Sabrina is a teenage witch.Shrapnel wrote:Sabrina/Psychic
Either nun-chucks, or chucking people around the place.Chuck/Fighting
A marlin is a fishMarlon/Water
They aren't *always* as bad as Brock or Misty, but most gym leaders have names that are very close to their type mastery. Much like Yu-Gi-Oh! for that matter.
Klefki gets no love. I actually like the little bugger. I'm probably the only one that does.I shall declare myself to be a Fairy Gym Leader ... I will challenge those kids with Mawile ... Cleffable, Carbink and something else like the flower one or the fairy-pikachu thing or something. Not appearing on the list: Klefki
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Ah, that makes sense. I thought you were jumping on the "Hah hah Klefki is a key ring so lame lol" bandwagon. But your thing is reasonable, so... never mind.
In regards to your Gym: a Fire/Poison team would totally pawn your line up.
In regards to your Gym: a Fire/Poison team would totally pawn your line up.
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Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Gyms exist to be pwnt.
Also, it seems tumblr isn't working for me.
I don't mind the region name, but making anything other than a Pokemon region seems odd. They all have more or less the same features:
-Forest area home to bugs and birds.
-A few caves/mountains containing cave complexes
-A few aquatic routes
-A high-level mountain/area for post-game
-The Place Where You Find Fire-types. Sometimes also the Place Where You Find Poison Types
-A Victory Road.
So it wouldn't be too hard to do. Just what'd be distinctive about it. Hm.
Also, it seems tumblr isn't working for me.
I don't mind the region name, but making anything other than a Pokemon region seems odd. They all have more or less the same features:
-Forest area home to bugs and birds.
-A few caves/mountains containing cave complexes
-A few aquatic routes
-A high-level mountain/area for post-game
-The Place Where You Find Fire-types. Sometimes also the Place Where You Find Poison Types
-A Victory Road.
So it wouldn't be too hard to do. Just what'd be distinctive about it. Hm.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Right, that's the question, what's distinctive- Is it "France, but with Pokemon?" Is it "America, but with Pokemon?"
Omnis Region (the region being designed by another Tumblr blog) is based on the British Isles, for example. That's all I'm asking, what's the basis for the region itself? And then for names. I mean, as much as I like my idea...
edit: also, issue resolved. I didn't realize I had to actually activate things like post replies, asks and submissions.
Omnis Region (the region being designed by another Tumblr blog) is based on the British Isles, for example. That's all I'm asking, what's the basis for the region itself? And then for names. I mean, as much as I like my idea...
edit: also, issue resolved. I didn't realize I had to actually activate things like post replies, asks and submissions.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Unova was a shitty America, in that it's not very obvious that's it's supposed to be based off of it. In fact, I was completely surprised when I discovered that Unova was supposed to be the state of New York.
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I'm not sure if the problem is that you are unaware that every Pokemon region is a real world region distorted until it is not immediately recognizable, that you're far more familiar with Japanese geography than American, or if you just have no idea what NYC looks like from the sky. Either way, the Jersey/Manhattan/Brooklyn divide in Unova is exactly as recognizable as Bretagne (the little peninsula in the northwest of France) is on Kalos or the coastline of Kyushu is on Hoenn.
In Amurrika.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I do know that each region is based off a real world locale.Chamomile wrote:I'm not sure if the problem is that you are unaware that every Pokemon region is a real world region distorted until it is not immediately recognizable, that you're far more familiar with Japanese geography than American, or if you just have no idea what NYC looks like from the sky. Either way, the Jersey/Manhattan/Brooklyn divide in Unova is exactly as recognizable as Bretagne (the little peninsula in the northwest of France) is on Kalos or the coastline of Kyushu is on Hoenn.
Anyway, I meant it mostly in the designs of the Pokemon; almost all of the Gen VI Pokemon are recognizable as having some French influence (perfume Pokemon, poodles, royal lions, garden arrangement Pokemon, royal swords, goats, carbuncles) whereas the only Pokemon I can think of in Gen V that had a clear American design influence was Trubbish.
Also, I consider it an insult that the Japanese think Unova is a good approximation of the US; that'd be like comparing your country to Australia or Google.
Is this wretched demi-bee
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
So... there have been no ideas or submissions to the tumblr. Are people actually not interested in making a region, or do people think the tumblr is just an unnecessary contrivance?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I can't speak for anyone else, but in my case it's the latter.Prak_Anima wrote:So... there have been no ideas or submissions to the tumblr. Are people actually not interested in making a region, or do people think the tumblr is just an unnecessary contrivance?
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That's fair. I was thinking about it, and there isn't really any reason I can't use the exact same method I'd use in the tumblr on here, and just keep it to a single thread. I'll make a Den-Region Creation thread in a bit.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.